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Yahoo! News reports that according to a recent poll, half of the American population still believes there were ABC weapons stockpiled in Iraq. No reason to be surprised, I guess, since the American government has always excelled in propaganda and disinformation. Also covered in the article is the recent intelligence report released by two Republican senators – one of them Rick Santorum, one of the greatest assholes ever to have a public office. The report states that no less than 500 chemical warheads have been found. Problem is, they’re orphans. Dud, abandoned warheads. Ah well.

(For those of you who have taken my advice and read the greatest sex-advice column in the world, Savage Love, the name might ring a bell. Yes, it’s that very same senator whose surname got hijacked by Dan Savage, the column’s author. Nowadays, “santorum” also means “the frothy matter of lube and fecal matter that sometimes is the byproduct of anal sex“.)